United Shapes

Muddy Wendy
Once a Bottlecappa Kappa Pi
I was underwhelmed
Until I saw her with her guy friend

Eating fudge from the jar like she was starving
Making out in her car while she was driving
I was underwhelmed
Til I had her for myself

Muddy Wendy gets clean before she
Goes to bed in the evening, but
Wendy gets muddy in between getting clean
And going to bed in the e-vuh-ning

Wendy grabbing my arm
Dragging me to every show
Wendy double shot of whiskey
Me a cup o' joe

With the Hindenburg tattooed on her lower back
And some kind of Aztec motif above her rack
Every time her bell dings
An angel gets a nose ring

Muddy Wendy gets clean before she
Goes to bed in the evening, but
Wendy gets muddy in between getting clean
And going to bed in the e-vuh-ning

Wendy gets around
And around
And around

W the wondering
If she likes me at all
E-N-D the ending
That her Xs all foretold of

Y the question I ask when I look back on you
? cuz it amplifies the W
I was overwhelmed
Til I lost her for myself

Muddy Wendy gets clean before she
Goes to bed in the evening, but
Wendy gets muddy in between getting clean
And going to bed in the e-vuh-ning