Song Information

Title: Rhyming and Riding

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Content Guide: Explicit

 

 

Lyrics

verse 1.

Braver than the bravest knave who faces deadly peril
Lord Lewd and Duke Flav wear some amazing apparel
Like coming home to your lady wife after a fine wine barrel
We're fertile and perverted while your rhyme schemes are just sterile
A lot of excess waste linguistic lapping
We leave the real tongue work for whats supposed to happen
When Organic pulls knickers down we ride between your loins
Our peasants pay their taxes we're stacking up our coins

Proceed.

chorus:
Rhyming and riding
Rhyming and riding
Fighting for her majesty
Up in the saddle flattery
Gets us everywhere
Every maiden so fare
In the throne room with the queen
Get her in the derriere
Rhyming and Riding
Rhyming and Riding
Organic Minstrels, so damned exciting

verse 2.

Lord Lewd, blondes or brunettes?
The color I do not care the hair just needs to reach their breasts
Duke Flav, whats your favorite tale?
Gilgamesh was best because that man could never fail
I’ve inherited my wealth from my father and from his before
My ownings habitated by gratuitous and the poor
These peasants tell tales drink ale and call duke flav corrupt
But their foolishness ends abrupt when the gallows go up
At the bottom of my castle jewels bedazzle my heirs
Procreated when I penetrated pauper pupic hairs
No soul in the kingdom that can fence as well as I
I have the grace of a cat you’d be foolish to try
Lord Lewd, what is on your meal tray?
Ive got the finest ham served with the finest glaze
And Duke Flav, whats your favorite pastime?
Ripping up ren fairs with sick medieval rhymes

Repeat chorus twice.

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