Song Information

Title: Omelette Song

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Lyrics

Intro (Flamin' Hot Cheetos)

Want an omelette
Need an omelette
Hurry up, I want my omelette
Put it on my plate
Cuz I don’t wanna wait
And if you could, put some cheese on it

Hook (Flamin' Hot Cheetos)

No don’t close the line – I’m comin’
Please don’t close the line – I’m runnin’
Swipe my BuzzCard and I’m on it
Every morning need my omelette

Verse 1 (50-50)

It’s 7:30
And I’m headed to Brittain
I got cheese and egg on the mind
You know what I’m gettin’
It’s that omelette with cheese
And a little ham please
Got a quiz in an hour
And I need my protein
So I’m runnin’ to the line
Cuz she just might close it
This lady wants a break
And everybody knows it
So we’re 20 yard dashin’
Omelette line crashin’
Hopin’ in a minute
I’ll be ham and cheese smashin’
I’m waitin’ for my turn
As I’m standin’ in line
I see these people gettin’ omelettes
And I want mine
She yells “Next!
Do you want hashbrowns!”
I say “I get ‘em every mornin’,girl,
You know I’m down”
So she throws ‘em in the pan
And now my omelette’s cookin’
She flips it up into the air
And everybody’s lookin’
She grabbed the pan
And then she tossed it
Flipped it out
After she caught it
On my plate
And now I got it
Time to go and
Eat my omelette

Hook

Verse 2 (50-50)

Next mornin’, Run to Brittain
See this big ol’ line
Wrappin’ around the front desk
And endin’ up outside
Then I get up to the counter
And of course I’m behind
This dude who’s card won’t work
But he’s gon’ swipe it 20 more times
A few minutes pass
I ask him, “Dude, are you finished?”
I swipe my card, run to the omelette line
And hop right in it
Gotta be in English soon
So I hurry to get it
I see a sign that says
“From here: your wait is 15 minutes”
I think “English. Can I miss it?
Of course I can!”
‘Cuz out the corner of my eye
I spot my girl Diane
A master chef or master chief
For all you Halo fans
On busy days
Catch her dual wieldin’ fryin’ pans
(Now she) Got 12 pans goin’
And she still ain’t stoppin’
When it’s my turn to order
Get to pick my toppings
Be-‘cuz if I want it
Then I got it
Need some veggies
Add some olives
Pepper, Onion, Cheese
Up on it
Time to go and eat
My omelette

Hook

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